(2 Tweets from each person)
Twitter Users Aged 17-18:
Hello, I'm a salesman sorta giant I sell molly and mary and other various items
Wearing the duck jumper today So what Duck you
SUGGESTIVE ORIENTAL MUSIC
my dick so bomb it blows itself
Laura from mtv news mm u sexy irish girl mm
Just want to get on home and watch the finale of breaking bad
morning being spent listening to bloc party whilst buying random shit
I shouldn't drink HAHAHAHAHAA
Mondays are so fucking long
what do i watch on netflix :( :(
I need to stop taking my phone in the shower with me ffs
I cannot wait for the girls holiday next year☺
Twitter Users Aged In 50's:
I am about to make a mushroom risotto. I can barely keep up with the pace of life round here. #DrinkHeavilyFor20MinutesOrUntilClattered
One million of you can do your bit for society by keeping Rory Barker in this room. Youtube/Badteeth and click the #manoncouch live stream.
I have come to Norway to listen to Fleetwood Mac. A great band. Not to watch a marriage guidance evening.
Manfred Mann. Blinded by the Light. What on earth is that all about?
Just arrived in Denver. No sign of the other girls.
Congrats Andy. Had a bet
THE opening scenes of "Filth" are hilarious - then it all gets very dark...such a good film
Ok I've made it in time to record Downton but as I'm up at 4am I feel I should go to bed and watch it tomorrow What you think??
Just watched QI XL and am now full of new useless but fascinating facts
Love the news snip about fightin oompa loompas.prosecuter reminded them they were supposed to keep peace..aw..never too old to believe
Trying again today...... Flying to Wellesbourne I hope for cake and tea and sunshine? X #comeonsunshine
Dress for pride of Britain being designed by @ccastigliano. Wowsers x
